Submitted for your mockery

In case you're wondering, there are people who read the notes that you include with your crash report. I am one of those people.

I got permission from my boss to quote this outside Apple:

- Im a student! if u don't fix it, Im going to ask my dad to buy ur company out!

(The actual crash is one that I wish we could fix, but the comment did nothing to persuade me towards that.)