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[ralphmelton]

"What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'! Our software *escapes*, leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake!"

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[rubylou.livejournal.com]

Oh, my. I feel like an OLD geek now...

[cellio]

"Today is a good day to die. I say we ship it."

I found more here: http://www.batam.com/public/joke/joke/12.htm
(I've seen similar lists go by in the past).