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After yesterday's country-song pondering, I woke up with the title going through my head of "Duct Tape Can't Fix a Broken Heart".

In the shower, I came up with a chorus:

For fixing rips and tears and cracks it's been my truest friend,
I've fixed a hundred things with it--even ductwork now and then.
But now that it's not working, I don't know where to start--
I've learned that duct tape can't fix a broken heart.

Real song titles that I discovered while checking whether that title was already used:
"Booze is the Duct Tape of Life"
"Seal My Lips With Duct Tape"