Yeah, right...

[ralphmelton]

The Past Life Index at http://www.astrologyindex.com/past-life.html says this for me:

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Arktik approximately on 1750.
Your profession was entertainer, musician, poet, temple-dancer.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You were sane practical person, materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped weaker and poor.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and to distribute these feelings to all people.
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Now you remember?

Somehow, I'm not buying it.

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[elletweedy.livejournal.com]

Heh. Here's mine for comparison.

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Mexico approximately on 1575.
Your profession was writer, dramatist, organizer of rituals.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You had mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Environment often misunderstood him, but respected his knowledge.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Magic is everywhere around you, in most usual, most ordinary incidents. Your lesson -- to learn magic and to help people to see it clearly. You are magician!
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Now you remember?
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I think the Lessons are the most accurate part. But that's probably because they're quite "just be happy" in tone. :)

[beegle.livejournal.com]

Their javascript is broken. It's close enough to work with IE. None of the unix browsers at my disposal (Netscape, lynx, Konqueror, Mozilla) can handle it. Some of them pop up javascript debuggers with the syntax errors highlighted, though. That's kind of cool.