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[ralphmelton]

I should shower and go to work, but the kitten on my lap is more effective than a tranquilizer dart.

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[beegle.livejournal.com]

I read this and imagined Lori with a giant nerf-like gun that fired cats, claws first.

Picture her in an episode of Crocodile Hunter:

"Over there's the wild Ralphbeast. They can be dangerous beasts first thing in the morning. We're gonna tranquilize 'im so that we can take a closer look."

"FOOM!"
"MMMMMMRRRRRRREEEEEEOOOOWWWWW!"
"OUCH!"
Thud.

[cellio]

They are especially dangerous when they learn about teamwork. Picture Louie saying this: "Ok, Ella, you go be all cute at Ralph, and Duke will distract Lori, and I'll get the gumdrops. Yes, really, I'll share -- now go!"

[ralphmelton.livejournal.com]

I am full of fear at the prospect of them working as a team.