In which my genius is cruelly unappreciated yet again.

[ralphmelton]

I'm sure that by now you have all heard of pre-sliced peanut butter.

This leads me naturally to the inevitable next step in human development: spreadable bread.

With this, you could make an inside-out peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Muahahahaha!


Ralph Melton, Super-Genius. I like the sound of that.


I wonder how one goes about preparing oneself for a position as a Mad Food Scientist.



In other news of human development, we have spotted purple ketchup accompanying the green ketchup in our local supermarket.

Comments

[ralphmelton.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think the real reason I posted this is so that when the inevitable happens and everyone is saying "Oh the humanity, oh the tragedy", I can say, "Ha! I predicted this back in 2001."

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You rock. I adore you.