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ralphmeltonI'm sure that by now you have all heard of pre-sliced peanut butter.
This leads me naturally to the inevitable next step in human development: spreadable bread.
With this, you could make an inside-out peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Muahahahaha!
Ralph Melton, Super-Genius. I like the sound of that.
I wonder how one goes about preparing oneself for a position as a Mad Food Scientist.
In other news of human development, we have spotted purple ketchup accompanying the green ketchup in our local supermarket.
This leads me naturally to the inevitable next step in human development: spreadable bread.
With this, you could make an inside-out peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Muahahahaha!
Ralph Melton, Super-Genius. I like the sound of that.
I wonder how one goes about preparing oneself for a position as a Mad Food Scientist.
In other news of human development, we have spotted purple ketchup accompanying the green ketchup in our local supermarket.
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Date: 2001-08-12 11:16 am (UTC)