Murphy's Rules

[ralphmelton]

In WotC's Masters of the Wild, a dire elephant (think of the oliphaunts from The Two Towers) is listed as having a climb speed of 10 feet every six seconds.

That's better climbing ability than D&D gives a housecat.

Comments

Re: Kovalic picture in my mind...

[ralphmelton.livejournal.com]

My notion for a picture was of the arboreal megapachyderm brachiating through the trees... "AAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAH!"

Re: Kovalic picture in my mind...

[sethcohen.livejournal.com]

I like it! Much better than Cats. I'm going to read it again and again! :)